A few days ago, The New Paper published an article on the seemingly alarming percentage of teens who have already had done the deed, popped the cherry, milked the cow, spanked the monkey, kissed the bucket, ridden the bull, so on and so forth. Apparently, it's increased significantly over the past few years. I can't remember the figures of the top of my head, but if it's found it's way to the front page of our nation's most prominent tabloid, then it has to be something.
Okay, to me, pre-marital sex is all fine and dandy...provided you know what you're doing. Knowing what you're doing entails being aware of the consequences, the precautions you have to take, the emotions, the logistics, the positions and all that. So long as you know what you're getting into, I think it's fine. Sex is so often confused with love...but it's not necessarily the same thing.
But I'm not here to preach about the pros and cons of sex (although I can go on on the subject forever). I'm here to tackle the problem highlighted by our dear New Paper.
Two words: Justin Bieber.
He's a pretty damn influential young man. Just have him tell all the girls not to have sex, and how sex is special, and should be saved for until you're married, and boom, problem solved. I'm not kidding. Have him sing a song like..."Don't have a baby, baby, baby ohhhh," Catchy and meaningful.
Also, he can mobilize his twitter account. He can probably get #neversayneverunlessitssex trending!
Admittedly, he's already doing his part in keeping teenage girls from losing their v-ginity. Most teenage girls idolize him so much that they won't get a boyfriend unless that guy measures up in some form to Bieber. He has his own album, his own movie, is featured in commercials, donates to charity, is pals with Kanye West...
This scenario has probably played out in reality one too many times:
Guy: I like you, will you go out with me?
Girl: YOU'RE NOT JUSTIN.
Guy: :'( &
See, reducing PMS amongst teens isn't so hard. Provided you're Justin Bieber.
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