Sunday, May 29, 2011

A Singaporean War Movie

A Singaporean War Movie

You know what I would do if I had the money and the directorial capabilities of JJ Abrams? I would film a Singaporean War movie. I think it'd make pretty good money. Imagine something like...The Pacific, or Saving Private Ryan, only this time, it's people you can actually relate to. There'll be the smart-ass JC guy, the slacker mat, the smart mat, the indian dude, the weird PRC who just came from China not a few months back.

And they'll all be speaking in singlish!

Sample dialogue:

"At that side got enemy! Got grenade anot?!"

"I tell you to stay here, you stay here, understand?"

"CHEEB***! Take this, you mother-cheeb***!"

I can actually go on forever. Brilliant right? It doesn't even have to have a smart plot. Just very singlish dialogue, and it'll be a study on the Singaporean culture, as well as the dynamics within the army.

Possible titles:

-CCB

-Every Singaporean Son of A Bitch

-My Rifle, And Your Mother, And Me.

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